Message Received
by Max Bombast

Hey,
Today is the day that you said you'd be helping me out
And don't get me wrong
I can probably move it myself
Because I'd hurt my back before I would ask anyone for help

Hey,
I'm shouting to say that I got in a bit of a bind
And don't get me wrong
I'm sure that my injuries will heal with time
But when I dropped the piano I heard something snap so
Would somebody call me an ambulance ride?

Was my message received?
I need your H E L P
Do I gotta spell it out for you?
Because you know I'm too proud
To ever say it out loud
But I need you to save me from myself

Hey,
Remember that time I was trapped beneath a baby grand?
That I moved myself without any help
But now I can't stand
This hospital bill is making me ill
I've got no insurance
My country assured me
I don't want a safety net

Was my message received?
I need your H E L P
Do I gotta spell it out for you?
Because you know I'm too proud
To ever say it out loud
But I need you to save me from myself

Save us from ourselves
Save us from ourselves