Sister Cocaine
by The Bovine Recyclery

She drinks juice from the jug, then drops her germs back on the shelf.
She roams my room for diaries and secrets that I'd sooner keep to myself.

I failed to leave my fears all locked up.
Now my family believes I'm chalked up.
But that's not me, I'm just O.D.'d on sibling!

Sister Cocaine makes me so drained!
I'm paranoid and I can't sleep
She's so nosey
Sister Cocaine makes me so drained!
Just because I watch my back, well that doesn't mean that I'm on...

She snaffles the phone when I am prone to place a call.
She pilfers a single Pokemon card from my deck then asks me if I caught them all.
Now how will I amount to something when my parents think I'm one-and-one'ing?
Naww that's not me, I'm just O.D.'d on sibling!

Sister Cocaine makes me so drained!
I'm paranoid and I can't sleep
She's so nosey
Sister Cocaine makes me so drained!
Just because I watch my back, well that doesn't mean that I'm on...

..track to lose this flake
It's really hard when you're related.
This foo-foo girl is foo-foo-fooling everyone.