Internet Sensation
Pigfarmer Jr

Do you have excessive hair in your nose and ears?
Are you embarrassed when you speak to your peers?
Is unsightly hair the cause of your frustration?
Well, let me tell you about the new internet sensation

Hair Be Gone
Hair Be Gone
Take a little pill
And your hair will be gone!

That's right! Just one little pill!
At an introductory price so no high bills.
A brand new product from the balderdash foundation
It's already becoming the new internet sensation

Hair Be Gone
Hair Be Gone
Take a little pill
And your hair will be gone!

No need to sit for an hour or more in an uncomfortable chair,
Just one little pill twice a day will remove all your hair.
Take two daily for the entire duration
Your one and only need for hair growth cessation

Hair Be Gone
Hair Be Gone
Take a little pill
And your hair will be gone!

Go to our website to put it to the test
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Hair Be Gone
Hair Be Gone
Take a little pill
And your hair will be gone!Hair Be Gone
Hair Be Gone
Take a little pill
And your hair will be gone!

Some side effects could include: total hair loss; excessive nose bleeding that could, in some circumstances, end in death; extreme thirst; being mistaken for a human sized penis; suffering from a lack of warmth on your head, neck, arms, torso, arse, legs, feet and in some instances, the palm of your hands. Do not take if you are pregnant, may become pregnant, know someone who is or could become pregnant, or are the descendant of someone who has ever been pregnant. Results may vary. Rumors that you may grow a second head similar to Galactic President Beeblebrox are mostly unfounded.