Nick Soma - The Handbook
When in need of instructions on how to go on,
Consult the Handbook to guide you along.
Step one, conjure up a magic well.
(See page 90 for how to perform such a spell.)
Step two, take a bone of a rabid dog,
Seven adders' eggs and the legs of a bullfrog,
Twenty-two grubs from beneath the soil,
Grind it all to a paste and bring milk to a boil.
Step three, stir the paste in, say your incantation,
As shown on page 12, so the spirits awaken.
Step four, when the potion has started to gel,
Empty your kettle into the well.
When in need of instructions on how to go on,
Consult the Handbook to guide you along.
Step five, be patient, it may take a while;
When haze is forming, take a bottle of bile,
And then pour it into the abyss too,
So the spirit you seek may come to you.
Step six, light a candle, stare into the flame.
And step seven, call out your spirit's name.
When in need of instructions on how to go on,
Consult the Handbook to guide you along.
(musical representation of spirit being summoned)
Take special care in which spirit you summon,
Cases of accidents are not uncommon.
And if it's taken possession of you,
Then there is nothing the Handbook can do.
Dear reader or spirit possessing them, know
That the Handbook will help you wherever you go.
When in need of instructions on how to go on,
Consult the Handbook to guide you along.