No One Else
by The Bovine Recyclery
Where are you going?
I don't understand.
What happened to our perfect plan?
I'm overflowing with "no"s and "can't"s since you dropped down your despair dam.
Yeah, they're gonna take me out like General Tso's Chicken
They're gonna stick it to me like the DRM in Quicken
Oh how you're like time: I love when you fly!
You lift me up like family
You're the antithesis of gravity
CHORUS
No one else believes in me... like Tom does in Xenu
No one else supports me... (like suspenders on Urkel)
No one else would judge more than the cover
You're like no other
Where are you going?
Are you coming back?
Or must I tamper with demand?
Man, it's hard for me to negotiate when you're the only you on the marketplace.
<Chorus>
I can't move I can't breathe I can't find peace or liberty.
I can't smile, the best that I've got is simile.
Bring something back to me shiny and glittery like your number.
You're like no other.