You Too
By glennny of Faster Jackalope

V1 (contrafact of Radiohead Karma Police)
All at once,In a huff
You state the problem
Got the funds?,You too?
Obscure perceptions
Then a gun,And a puff
Too late for counsel
You wanted Bono
But you got Cher

V2
Separate,‘Cuz it’s enough
Ensuing bedlam
I’m afraid,This time
There’s no conclusion
Fade away,At the end
The ball’s not bouncing
You lost your yo-yo
And that’s not fair

Chorus 1 (Contrafact of David Bowie- All the Young Dudes)
It’s around us, It’s in everything
It consumes them, And it’s menacing
It’s in you too

V3
Get it out,It’s getting loud
I can’t fight the feeling
I had to say,Beautiful day
It’s stand still running
Say goodbye, to the guy
It just takes ten seconds
Circumlocution
Is the solution

Solo (Contrafact of Depeche Mode- Everything Counts)

Chorus 2
I’m astounded That you’re answering
It behooves me To share my dragon fruit
Just for you too