Survival
by Max Bombast

There's something going down
Underneath the ground and it's
Tunneling and running and it's
Pulling people under and there's
Kevin Bacon and his buddies
Fighting the worms
Old Fred Ward gonna have a turn

Hey! Tremors
Adventure awaits our friends
Burt Gummer: Doomsday prepper
This series never ends
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

He's a survivalist and
He's got his doomsday list
He's got his ammo
He's country Rambo
It's Burt Gummer with the assist
If you're having worm problems I feel bad for you son
He's got ninety-nine problems but a-

Stop.