Unexpected Guest
Chris Cogott
Guest - Boffo Yux Dudes/Lyrics and intro

So finally you can call me daddy
Our prayers have been answered
We thought we couldn't do it
But our infertility's been cured

I look at little Maggie's face
And Mark and Luke and Ron
And Kate and Pete and Hope and Earl
Oh lord what have we done???

Who's daddy's little boy, now?
Who's daddy's little girl?
I only ask 'cause I can't tell
My head's all in a whirl
Who's daddy's little boy?
Who's daddy's little girl?

We only thought there'd be one of you
But somehow we got eight
We love you all 'cause now we know
Fertility drugs work great

There's diapers piled to the second floor
And none of them are clean
The sound that drowns the crying
Is the pulsing of my spleen

I haven't slept in seven weeks
And I think I'm going bald
I never thought I'd meet my match
From gremlins two feet tall

Who's daddy's little boy, now?
Who's daddy's little girl?
I only ask 'cause I can't tell
My head's all in a whirl
Who's daddy's little boy?
Who's daddy's little girl?

I'm so happy being up day and night
You all send me over the moon
But I think I need some cigarrettes
I'll be back......real soon