The Average Circus
by Touched By "Touched By An Angel"
(Ultron: "I'm going to show you something beautiful. Everyone screaming, for mercy!")
Chorus
I have assembled and I’m out on a mission
I came to compete but there’s no competition
This game’s got more clowns than the average circus
So take a step back while I show you how to work this
Well, you’re Adam and I’m adamant that your song blows
Balance Lost is right, it’s like he already knows
Boffo Yux Dudes, not boffo, no yucks!
Carlo Bruno Jr. man your song just sucks
Prog rock is lame, you cave dwelling babies
Denise gets a pass cause I don’t diss this ladies
Zero, DuToVa, that’s what you’re winning chance is
frankie big face? No! I’m calling you Francis! (FRANCIS!)
Chorus
I have assembled and I’m out on a mission
I came to compete but there’s no competition
This game’s got more clowns than the average circus
So take a step back while I show you how to work this
(crinkling a Street Spirit newspaper from our trash)*
(Ultron: "Everyone screaming")
*(Ultron: "Everyone screaming")
Inflatable Vegetables gonna get deflated
In the home stretch Ken always gets invalidated
Manhattan Glutton? More like glutton for punishment
Wake up Mike Sams, yo you sound somnambulant
Meow meow meow, meow meow meow Mr. Meow
Your song is a joke but it beats Nick Soma’s somehow
Orange Lazarus, nice reference to Pete and Pete
But your song and Paco’s are Stinko del feet
Chorus
I have assembled and I’m out on a mission
I came to compete but there’s no competition
This game’s got more clowns than the average circus
So take a step back while I show you how to work this
(ripping a Street Spirit newspaper from our trash)*
*(Ultron: "Everyone screaming")
Animal control, put down this Rabid Garfunkel
Ross Durand, you’re like my stoned hippie uncle
Spitting rhymes so hot they melt The Chocolate Chips
Toby Roktot, rock not, please quit!
TB"TBAA" never one to boast
Near the finish line, two suckers left to toast
Paging Mr. Facco, please bring me a taco
a tout les monsieurs, yeah that song's pretty good
I have assembled and I’m out on a mission
I came to compete but there’s no competition
This game’s got more clowns than the average circus
So take a step back while I show you how to work this
(crinkling a Street Spirit newspaper from our trash)