Nick Soma - Videoland *(Nein entry)*
The Gamer's family:
A terrible shame, now that he's always
Playing those games, those video games
He don't come around much anymore
He's locked in his room, he's been there for days
Always just playin' those video games
And a sign saying "Keep Out" is taped to his door
He's off to Videoland...
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The Gamer:
Always watchin' out for a power up
No time for having a shower,
I stink like a piece of rotten cheddar
Covered in manure, that's OK
I'm in Videoland
I don't go out of my room and I don't
Plan on doing so anytime soon
I've got far more important stuff to do
You wouldn't understand that,
I'm off to Videoland...
They fire Bullet Bills from a cannon, while I
Shoot silver arrows at Ganon
Who tells me that after having dropped
"Dorf" from his name he's faster and stronger
Than ever before
My sister is trying to trick me into
Returning to real life, she's made a cake
On a silver plate she is trying to serve it to me,
I tell her that cake is a lie
I'm off to Videoland!
I'm off to Videoland!
Video! Video! Videoland!
Video! Video! Videoland!
I'm passing through oceans and forests
I walk through a wasteland where there ain't no light
I'm searching for tokens, they sometimes
Are hidden too well even for my sharp eyes
I'm perfectly fine, I'm not out of my mind, no
I do not demand any helping hand
I'm in Videoland