sister cocaine
-tex beaumont & the dirty hearts

I am the high priest of peyote
I am the pope of pethadine
I am the monk of marijuana
I am the abbot of amphetamines
I am the bishop of barbituates
I am the lama of LSD
I am the maharishi of morphine
Bow your head and worship me
I am annointing you my sweet Sister Cocaine
Come with me, we'll talk to God again

I am the hegumen of heroin
I am the vicar of vicodin
I am the rabbi of rohypnol
I can absolve you of your sins
I am annointing you my sweet Sister Cocaine
Come with me, we'll talk to God again

Na na na na na na na na na
Get thee to a nunnery
Get thee to a nunnery