Brain Trust - Paco del Stinko

It was the Brain Trust
Some called it insanity
It was the main thrust
To save all of humanity

They locked them all away
Very deep inside a cave
Cerebrums lined up in jars
From every genius near and far
*
It was the Brain Trust
Some called it insanity
It was the main thrust
To save all of humanity*

While the board sat down to meet
One of the brains began to speak
An ex doctor from Toronto
Warned them all in Esperanto

Des fini cu proksima
Vi poui ne returne
Des sunbrico volo forpasi
ciom farigi al nigro

They sat and didn't say a word
Couldn't believe what they just heard
Not even every single PHD
Could save the whole galaxy

It was the Brain Trust
Some called it insanity
It was the main thrust
To save all of humanity

NOTE: To even further butcher the translation and pronunciation, I mis-read my own handwriting. "Poui" should have read "povas". While I can understand reading a V as a U, I have no idea what happened to the "as". Anyway, I read the word as "poohey". Oops! In English it all started as:

The end is near
You can't turn back
The sun will die
All will turn to black