Unexpected Guest - Frankie Big Face
Featuring Student Band!

Saw her standing in the market checkout queue
Stood behind her even though the rest weren't full
Dumped my groceries and just bought a pack of gum
Helped her carry her bags to her station wagon

She smiled, I smiled, I touched her arm
She flinched, I turned to walk away when she said
Are you inclined to have an open mind
I said I think you're beautiful and we kissed

CHORUS:
Oh! Oh! You're better than the rest (She's better than the rest)
Put my mind and my body through a battery of tests
Put my hand under your dress
Introduced me to your unexpected guest

In the morning, I found myself confused
Wondered what in the world I'd gotten into
A cup of coffee and the answers soon emerged
I would call her and explain this was absurd

I dialed, it rang, she spoke, I stammered
She laughed, I laughed and said I'll be right over

CHORUS:
Oh! Oh! You're better than the rest (She's better than the rest)
Put my mind and my body through a battery of tests
Put my hand under your dress
Introduce me to your unexpected guest

And she said thank you for not punching me in the face
Like that asshole Stephen Rea in The Crying Game
I said I think he overreacted
But then I'm not Irish Catholic
We're not built the same, We're not built the same

CHORUS:
Oh! Oh! You're better than the rest (She's better than the rest)
Put my mind and my body through a battery of tests
Put my hand under your dress
Introduce me to your unexpected guest