Expected guest: Sausage
you let him in, then he locks you out
accidentally
just like before, never heeding doubt
he steals it all, then he breaks it
and you're strong enough to take it
you let him in, then he locks you out
and he can't find the key
and you take him in
he's unexpected
and you comfort him
he's unexpected
and he leaves no rose
he's unexpected
when it's time to go
the unexpected guest
wouldn't it be nice if you could turn the tables for once?
be the one to walk on in and feel most important
one of you is going to have to pay
split cheques won't happen today
wouldn't it be nice to be the one?
wouldn't it be nice to take a hold of your own keys?
live day to day today, feeling feeling free
and if someone wants to come on in
they won't know where to begin
wouldn't it be nice to lock the door?