I Don't Want An Answer To That
- The Tydon Docks

This week, we'll see the bottom of ten bottles of Bundaberg Rum
This week, we'll see inside of every pub from here to kingdom come
This week, we'll see strips shows showing lots of twat
But next week, what are we gonna be?
I don't think I wanna know the answer to that.

Well Mummy and Daddy they gave me lots of money
To go out and have fun with all of my mates
We have fun, fun, fun
In the sun, sun, sun
It's holiday time
We do whatever it takes

Oh yeah life is good it's time for celebration
In a means fitting for people of our station

This week, we'll see blokes taking dumps in the back of a bus
This week, we'll see fat coppers who can't run as fast as us
This week, we'll see windows smashed and tyres slashed
But next week, what are we gonna be?
I don't think I wanna know the answer to that.

We are young
We are free
Now it's time to get dirty
When me and the boys have a holiday
Down to the beach for a holiday
A lovely holiday
In the sun
We'll have fun fun fun
In the sun sun sun
On our holiday

This week, we'll see dodgy blokes down an alleyway selling us drugs
This week, we'll see old ladies calling us drunken thugs
This week, we'll see shit and vomit and piss and blood
But next week, what are we gonna be?

Back in our jobs
as accountants and solicitors
in our City offices
making lots of money.