Inflatable Vegetables

North Beach Vampires suck so hard
North Beach Vampires suck so hard
Two red dots their calling card
Tender lives forever scarred
All the girls in the schoolyard screaming
North Beach Vampires suck so hard

Escalades with tinted windows pulled under the trees
Ray-Ban glasses and tight Armani jeans
They never surf, but they look like Laird
North Beach Vampires suck so hard

CH

Making moves at midnight in their mobile lairs
Bite the girls deep and they don’t come up for air
Drain their souls and then discard them
North Beach Vampires suck so hard

CH

Grab your favorite crucifix and holy brew
Loading surfers and sharpened stakes in my Subaru
Cruise the Beach with lights out, have a barbeque
Only ashes left when we’re through

CH