Internet Sensation (Boffo Yux Dudes)

If you feel life’s got you by the collar
You were the big man but you’ve gotten smaller
Cut down at the knees when you should be taller
This will cost you just 5 billion dollars

Get 15 minutes of fame
Your life won’t be the same

Just build up an empire of TV stations
Shove your point of view down the throats of the nation
Blame everyone else for your frustration
You promise a handshake while you give fornication

15 minutes of fame
Learn to play the game

solo

15 minutes of fame
You can’t bury your shame

Your humble beginnings will be exposed
From your teenage acne to your bad choice of clothes
They’ll want to know: is that really your nose?
Your privacy shrinks while paranoia grows

15 minutes of fame
You’ve only yourself to blame

If you don’t feel fulfilled
It might seem like a thrill
until they hand you the bill
Everyone’s in for the kill

And you don’t feel fulfilled
Do you feel fulfilled?