Heart Shaker
by Ross Durand
And we’re off and I’m comin’ outta turn number one
And I’m way out in front like I’m the only one in the race
And we’re headed into turn number two
And I’m comin around to the straightaway
And the checkered flag is a wavin in my face
And the crowd goes wild and I jump out and wave at the fans
And two men in black suits and glasses come and take me away
On a secret mission...
On a sumbarine in the deepest sea
Under the polar ice
Searchin for Russian submarines
Hidin from Chinese spies
Runnin silent a deep
Except for the sonar beep
And something’s getting closer
And closer and closer and closer
Dive! Dive!
It’s right on top of us!
And if we escape from this then someday I...
Can ride a bull in the rodeo
Somewhere down in Mexico
The senoritas love it, don’t ya know
Let the cervezas flow
Think I could retire here from my adventurous life
Settle down with kids and a wife
But something ain’t right
Cause that ain’t me
I’m just that guy from the third floor
Never sailed a sub or raced a car
And now I know what these beeps are for
And I ain’t dyin in Mexico
Imaginary life passed before my eyes
But I’m just a regular guy
Wish I could say goodbye before I go
They shook my heart to wake me up but even so
It seems my time is here