Choose Your Own Adventure
by Max Bombast
I'm a stone set in my ways
I'm reliving my best days
I'm a poloroid picture snapshot of the past
I'm frozen here in time
Stuck in 1999
Lookin' fly in my hawiian tee and my cool-guy hat
They say that I should learn
They say that I should grow
But I'm just doing what I know
They say you need to choose your own adventure
Don't just copy someone else
You need to show you're no pretender
Find a style all by yourself
I was following all my friends
Never one to buck a trend
Livin' large with my spiked up hair and my JNCO jeans
But as everybody aged
One by one they went away
Now it's hard to start a mosh when you're the last one in the scene
They say that I should grow
They say that I should change
But I've been tryin' to stay the same
They say you need to choose your own adventure
Don't just copy someone else
You need to show you're no pretender
Find a style all by yourself