3:20
(Scene from an Italian Restaurant)
Boffo Yux Dudes

"What do we say to the customer?"
"Can I get you a soup and salad?"
"Do you want some bread-sticks?"
"How about some grated parmigiana cheese?"

It's hard - to keep up the act when you
Have to - restock the racks and you
Need to - use all your tact because
The 3:20 folks soon will be back, and they'll

Want the Never Ending pasta bowl with free breadsticks and...
Demand salad, with no onions 'cause they give them the gas...

It's hard. It sucks out your soul because
Old folks, just take a toll with their
Issues and questions untold like when
Dan asks if Blue Cheese is made of mold?

Want the Never Ending pasta bowl with free breadsticks annd...
Demand salad, with no onions 'cause they give them the gas...

Why do they come here?
Is it the ital-ian atomosphere?
They all should just stay home
(When you're here)
Authentic decor aint found here
(You're Family!)

Want the Never Ending pasta bowl with free breadsticks annd...
Demand salad, with no onions 'cause they give them the gas...

(WE WANT SALAD - WE WANT MUSHROOMS - DO YOU TAKE THIS COUPON?)
(WHERE'S THE BREADSTICKS? PLEASE, NO ONIONS - HONOR MY SENIOR PASS)