Stranded by Johnny Cashpoint
(redacted version)

Stranded, stranded, stranded - one sad terrorist
Stranded, stranded, stranded - by invisible mist
Scowling up at empty skies
Can’t blow up what doesn’t fly
Ash-cloud has a silver lining after all

Stranded, stranded, stranded – volcano erupted
Stranded, stranded, stranded – evil plans disrupted
Bomb’s still underneath his clothes,
Half an hour until he blows,
Taking out men’s toilets at Heathrow

(whispered) Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock

CAA took his moment away - his glory’s
Postponed by a flight delay
Act of God explodes the bogs, what are a
Terrorist’s rights for cancelled flights?