Inflatable Vegetables
Shocking people used to be so easy and absurd
A fifth of Jack, profanities and rock and roll
Fishnets, leather, makeup and dead babies
Chop my head off at the end of every show
Shock value
Shock value
Shock value
Shock ain’t got much value any more
Now Grandma sings along to ACDC and Disturbed
Little high school girls have piercings and tattoos
F-bombs drop like missiles over Syria
What’s a poor shock rocker gonna do?
Shock value - Ain’t got much value any more
Shock value - When you've seen it all before
Shock value - When extreme becomes the new norm
Shock ain’t got much value any more
I wondered if I was a symptom or cause of the problem
I changed my addiction from alcohol to golf
Read the Bible, go to church religiously
Crash together, Spend time with my family
Help inner city kids - Work for charity
Run for President - You can vote for me
Shock value - Ain’t got much value any more
Shock value - When you've seen it all before
Shock value - It's shocking if it's true
Could a crazy troubled man be more sane than you?