We Need To Talk
by Minty Handy

Typing my password
Enthusiastically
Looking at the message you just
Left for me

Might be words of love
Envy and attachment
No, I see it's a J-P-G
Of an L-O-L CAT, yeah
(What the fuck!)

We need to meet, we need to talk
Hook me up, or you can talk a walk
All I really need from you, is
Talk to me and I will talk to you

You share your webcam
Our chats last through the night
Until we meet we just won't feel right

We need to talk, we need to show
All this time, and we still don't know
Not sure if this is real, you should
Talk to me and tell me how you feel

Flipping through my emails
Reading all my spam
One new note from you says I should
Meet you at ten P-M, we're gonna
Meet at ten P-M

(Everybody!)
We need to talk, I need to know
Or this thing is evidentially no
Maybe we can get this right
And we can make it through the (night)

Need to meet, we need to fuck
Let me in and lift me up
Offline we can make this real
Let me show you how I feel
Let me see and feel and hear you, hear you,
Hear you when you talk

Contains extended acrostic: "TELL ME NOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME WOMAN LOL", plus extra bonus letters "L" and "H".