You can rock, and make no mistake, this song rocks. Lines like 'Can you read the secret message?' make it sound epic and badass to me, but a lot of the lyrics about Jesus and shaving are just unworthy of how much this rocks. Epic metal singing about Jesus' love is notionally dissonant to me. You can growl like an Ogre, sound like a radio announcer, and shriek like the undead, but all on the same song?