Internet Sensation
- Owl Chemist

We’ve got it, we’ve got it
We’ve got it, we’ve got it
We’ve got it, we’ve got it
We’ve got it, we’ve got it here now!

Chatrooms are flat rooms
And mobiles are leashes
I’m shakin’ and stirring
Down here on the beaches,
There’s a snake in the break-room
Brush up the bride groom
A swimmer needs saving
He’ll need a mai-tai soon

I had a job between two city towers
I saw the sun between two city hours
Come home to nothing but a bronze gold-digger
I wanted something, I said “Life could be bigger”, and so now…

…if you wanna buy a surfboard check it out
We got long ones, we got short ones, quiver round
I’ll be lying on the beach until the sun comes out
Your Mum and Dad would be so proud
I’ll even take some photographs and print them out

We’ve got it, we’ve got it
We’ve got it, we’ve got it
We’ve got it, we’ve got it
We’ve got it, we’ve got it here now!

I used to be an information sensation
But now I hang in different crowds
You and me were just two rods racing
But now we got it figured out

We’ve got it, we’ve got it
We’ve got it, we’ve got it
I used to be an internet sensation
But now I hang in different crowds
We’ve got it, we’ve got it
We’ve got it, we’ve got it
I’m logging out of this “life” simulation
Downloading waves and the clouds
We’ve got it, we’ve got it
We’ve got it, we’ve got it
Clancy’s gone to Queensland droving, and we don’t know where he are*
We’ve got it, we’ve got it
We’ve got it, we’ve got it
We’ve got it, we’ve got it here now!

(* “Clancy of the Overflow”, A.B. (Banjo) Paterson, 1889)