For your consideration - Starfinger

I am a good boy
I think you know that
But some times we don't see
Eye to eye

Like for example
My boring dinner
I'm eating kibble while
You're having pie

And so I offer you
This reminder
Of my boundless love

i offer it and so much more
in lieu of a thank you card

I present for
Your consideration
This treasure that I dug up
In the yard

i get confused when you are
screaming and yelling
i only know a handful of
your words

and by the way i left it there on purpose
why are you picking up all of my turds?

you are the alpha dog
even though you are a man
you are god and I am your
lowly vessel
your lowly vessel
you are my shining star

and i present for your
consideration
this rodent i chewed up in the car