Sister Cocaine
by Billy's Little Trip

-intro-
This is a story about spreading the word,
from the pew to the pole

-verse-
Left the Mission
Guitar strapped to her back
Loaded up her vee dub bug
Heading out to the Love Shack
Broke down in Needles
Couldn't pay for the fix
Blew the monkey to make it right
Back on route 66

-chorus-
She's a fly'n Sister
Blink your eyes, you'll miss her
Her dirty habit lifts her
coke and wine
coke and wine
coke and wine

-verse-
Made it to Hollywood by dark
Had to sleep in her car
The next day she asked for directions
To the local tittie bar
She walked inside
She asked for a job
The guy asked, are those real?
She said, they're a gift from God

-chorus-
She's a fly'n Sister
Blink your eyes, you'll miss her
Her dirty habit lifts her
coke and wine
coke and wine
coke and wine

-bridge-
Do you want it?

-verse-
pirouetting around the pole so proud
For the crazy cracked out Christian crowd
As they all behold her Biblical bust
They throw denominations that read,
in God we trust

-chorus x2-
She's a fly'n Sister
Blink your eyes, you'll miss her
Her dirty habit lifts her
coke and wine
coke and wine
coke and wine

So divine