Spinlock Let me in.
-- accidentally includes 'let it all out' theme from this week's songfight

I'm busting for a
Renal Discharge
I really need a
Number one
I'm busting for a
Wee!
Won't you let me in?

Whether bathroom, toilet or rest break motion
Your slash will salinate the ocean.
Pass water in the comfort station
It's ok if it's urination

In the little boy's room, see a man about a dog
When watering the garden, wet your boots in the bog
Get directions to the restroom - or for a change - point the pink
pistol at the porcelain firing range

I'm busting for a
Leak
I really need 'a
Spend a penny
I'm busting for a
Piss
Won't you let me in?