INTERNET SENSATION
by rangerden

Is the internet mean?
Is it the worst place you’ve ever seen?
Are you unpopular because some jerk is making you blue?
Then we have got a thing for you!

Just wipe your screen...
Wait two weeks and your life will be a dream,
like all your conflict never happened--
our magic towelette has wiped out your problem!

it's Troll-B-Gone
Troll-B-Gone
-a simple idea
yet ours is the real one
Troll-B-Gone, Troll-B-Gone
....and your butt/hurt will fade away

What you need is something drastic!
Something kinda fantastic!
Something a little insane ...
if you wanna be an internet sensation.....

Try Troll-B-Gone...Troll-B-Gone
you’ll post freely, so fearless and strong
Troll-B-Gone, Troll-B-Gone
We know it’s not about the fame
we don’t even know your name
but who wouldn’t want
to be an internet sensation
with....
Troll-B-Gone