Kick Start - Paco del Stinko

One day when I overslept
Already late for my job
I ran down my front steps
Looking like quite the slob
Well, I jumped into my Pinto
But soon I felt the horrors
No ignition - it didn't go
But then up came Chuck Norris

He gave me a kick start
A ju-jitsu boot - right onto my hood
So much more than a film star
He really gives a hoot - fighting for the good

So I gave Chuck a ride
It was the least I could do
But at my work, he went inside
To help me out with my excuse
We went to go see my boss (what did he say)
Turns out he's a fan of Stallone (and wouldn't sway)
Well Chuck said "listen up, hoss" (uh-oh)
And fanned his legs just like a cyclone (here we go)

He gave my boss a kick start
A Kung-fu leg chop - from the chest to top
So much more than a film star
He's like a super cop - hopped up on soda pop

He's a Karate cowboy from Austin
I'm a Yankee from up north of Boston

He gave me a kick start
Right to the heart