My least favorite entry here. That does not mean it's bad, though. The kind of style you chose for this song is unusual for you, at least from what I've heard in this Nur Ein. I prefer your previous entries over this, especially "Full of Courage" and "Watertight". I dig your funny lyric for this one, though.

If I had to rank these songs, it would probably be:

1. Ken
2. Merisan
3. Krautkitten
4. Ross Durand
5. The Tydon Docks

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Now for the Nein entries:

This is hilarious. I think others are underrating it. It does go on a little too long. Just a little. I would have jumped straight from "money shot" to "hallelujah" and incorporated the chorale earlier (because it is nice).

participated in all nine Eins! This is his first time to the semis!

Before I begin this review, a quick personal note. It's difficult to remain impartial, and I have to admit that I was pulling for you, John. You've really upped your game this year, arguably more than anyone else in this competition (with the possible exception of Rabid Garfunkel). Your hooks have been strong and your ideas have been clever. I've had many of the songs from the first six rounds stuck in my head as the competition has progressed, but no one's more than yours. In light of their staying power, I've regretted not ranking you higher than I did in three different rounds so far ("Stop," "Watertight," and "The New Ugly"), and I was hoping to see you make it to the finals. Nonetheless, I ranked you in 4th place, because I feel it's important to judge the song in front of us for these first six rounds, rather than overall performance, and everyone's songs were so bloody amazing that I couldn't personally justify putting you ahead of them (in my opinions, anyway). When I saw that two other judges ranked you at #1 and gave you the win, I was truly delighted. Welcome to the finals; you've earned it this year.

The penis returns to take control. As usual. Again, bright mode. In my opinion it is the best interpretation of the challenge. Everything about it has been in the service of the song, at no time the opposite occurs. Fits well the sample, also fit well the choral parts, the "Hallelujah" could not be more opportune. The song is well built, it has no flaws and the story is as dirty enough to love her. Congratulations.