Agony Sauce
Pump the Brakes

Abominominous, why don't you put a few more syllables in your name
And make music that's less lame?

Agony Sauce, Ha! I wouldn't be bragging, see?
'Cause with your music, I'm the one in agony

Berkeley Social Scene, you're getting trounced
BSS stands for Boring, Sloppy Sounds

Boffo Yux Dudes, Awful, it sucks too!
Is putting in some effort a challenge that's too much for you?

Faster Jackalope, you're not as fast as fast can be
But what you are is something closer to catastrophe

Fisher and Diaz, now I don't have to listen
'cause you couldn't be bothered with a second submission

Frankie Big Face, is amply disgraced
and any ego that he has is frankly misplaced

Grumpy Mike, yeah I would be grumpy too
If I made songs that sounded half as bad as you

Inflatable Vegetables, testing those
Ears with sounds you should avoid at any decibels

Lichen Throat is kind of a joke, and I hope
They'll find a boat, and float away, that's my vote

Lucky Spoon makes ugly tunes
You hear what they do, it clears rooms

Mandibles, you're flapping your jaws
Aim for applause, but you've got too many flaws

With a foot to the floor
and no one is safe
There's no room for mistakes
Pump the brakes

Max Bombast, are you in witness protection?
It's Muse, and Puce fused with something that I stepped in

Merisan, you're embarras-san
Like newspaper at the bottom of a cage where a parrot's gone!

Mike Lamb, I'm not a fan, and might ban
Anything that puts this music in my life again

Mousehole, I don't want you in my household
You might find somewhere to hide, but it's doubtful

Nick Soma? Get a diploma.
You're as exciting as a coma.

Paco del Stinko, a fink? Yo, I think so
I'd write more, but that would be a waste of ink, 'though.

Pigfarmer Jr., he didn't submit a song
Didn't start strong, you could say he bought the farm

I came to bring pain when I entertain
Full speed ahead So Rachael, stay in your La(y)ne

Rain Watt I'm entertained (NOT) explain what
is your insane plot? You're making my brain rot

The Sunday Colors, in shades of dull and bland
Honestly, I've never heard of your band

Third Cat, What happened to the first two?
They got lost, right? The same thing that you should do

Ujn Hunter + Friends MINUS skill
Your friends should tell you to stop, but since they won't? I will.

Vowl Sounds? More like bowel sounds
Preparing to bow down, So, throw in the towel now

With a foot to the floor
and no one is safe
There's no room for mistakes
Pump the brakes

Spin, when HE'S a judge? You got it wrong
Don't include lyrics and he WON'T REVIEW YOUR SONG
Like THAT'S a big loss...
He's the equivalent of an ineffective miniboss

Jerkatorium? I take a hard pass
Put them both together and you ALMOST have a podcast
Their opinions are invalid!
Two jerks, one vote... zero talent!

I'm serving up disses, they're vicious, and I'm your host
So, which one are you? The lucky witch, or righteous ghost?
Never mind, Brookes, I don't care
Your opinion doesn't matter, like you're not even there

Niveous has done great things in the past
But that won't give him a pass, he's an ass
Dude is bitter is hell, and he used to be the sweetest
I liked Niveous before he became elitist

With a foot to the floor
and no one is safe
There's no room for mistakes
Pump the brake...

The crowd stares, I got myself in my crosshairs
What have we got here, don't care if it's not fair
Glenn Case? What we have here is a case of narcissism
Plenty of age but no wisdom
You're lucky YouTube wasn't around where you were young-
Otherwise everyone would know that you are kinda dumb
Trying to be a rapper again? Is that a fact?
I thought that was in the past when you were acting black
Oh, did I bring up bad memories?
Did someone not know their identity? Glenn, I'll be
reminding you ALL OF THE TIME
Think that you're something because you won a Nur Ein?
Don't C O U N T on that again
You're not gonna win, don't mean to rub it in
but Mo can't save you, and everyone knows
It's a case that's been open and shut, so CASE CLOSED