All Hail the Snake_Cavedwellers
words and music by Escandon, Phillips, and Zemanek
Cavedwellers in collaboration with Lisa Zemanek (mother of 4)

Verse 1
First of days, right this way, this will be your place
you’re sitting on the rightmost aisle
Gone away are the days of dirty inkwells.
They haven’t been around for quite awhile
Gavel falls, roll is called, bills are tabled
breaking up the endless hours debating
Mostly time spent in line at an ATM
between the parties, good intentions fading

Chorus
Hail to the snake
She who will guard the eggs of industry
Make no mistake
It is a pantomime assembly

Verse 2
you're the choice, you're the voice of your constituents
who are not admitted to the lobby
the oppressed not impressed with the procedure
you ought to find another hobby

Bridge
Monday: spoil sharing
Tuesday: change collecting
Wednesday: start campaigning once again

Verse 3
How ya been, harlequin? I like your new mask
I heard a rumor that accused you of caring
If you're betwixt or bewitched, there's a good fix
We'll just replace you with another Darren