The Average Circus
by Boffo Yux Dudes

The Circus is in town!

Hello! Roll up! Ladies and Gentlemen, You are about to see the most average, the most unexciting, the most mediocre circus in the world!

Hello! Roll up!Prepare to be slightly astounded!
You'll see things barely interesting; I doubt your senses are confounded!
A strong man lifting 50 pounds will glue you to your seats!
Our fire-eater uses just a Zippo; you'll barely feel the heat!

A lady with a slight mustache will drop your jaw in awe!
Our plain and sugarless fried dough will get stuck in your craw!
You'll chuckle at our four clowns crammed inside a minivan!
Our animals are all untrained; don't get mauled if you can!

Chorus:
Roll up and see the average circus
If you're looking for a very small thrill!
It's not worth your time or money
But take them both, we will!

The World's Tallest Midgets, 5 foot 7, if an inch
are a guaranteed distraction for five seconds, it's a cinch!
Pierre, the Tightrope walker, defies death every night
Balancing two feet from the ground, a thrilling, brave new height!

Our trapeze artist hasn't caught a person yet all year
Wear a poncho; random body parts might wind up in your beer!
We guarantee our acts will fill your day with loads of fun
And if they don't, eh, too bad, 'cause we sure don't give refunds!

Roll up and see the average circus
If you're looking for a very small thrill!
It's not worth your time or money
But take them both, we will!

Roll up!

That's the Magic of the circus.