IVEG – Fan Theory

Faded yellow notebook
Crooked red steel scissors
Arrange and paste phrases
Same as “Elaine” by Rivers

Paranormal album
Under her scrutiny
Stealing secret message
Edging closer to me

I’m bleeding fountains of blue ink
She stalks in to take a drink
She sucks at arithmetic
Two twos are three or maybe six
I couldn’t bear to have her near me
Fan Theory

First I didn’t mind her
Crackpot plots to woo me
Got all helter skelter
Like the Manson family

CH

I told her to leave me alone
But she kept telephoning
Breaking into my home
No cop could stop her harassing me

CH

She knows me better than I know myself
Can’t stand to have her near me
Fan theory