Kick Start
-Tex Beaumont & the Dirty Hearts

Maueen McCormack
Elizabeth Montgomery
Barbara Feldon
Barbara Eden
Donna Douglas in her rope-belt jeans

La la la Liza Goddard
Sally Field in a wimple or with a malibu
Hooterville's Eva Gabor
and oh so many more
like Daphne from Scooby Doo

They all reside in a special place deep down in my Dirty old Heart
Because they gave my burgeoning adolescent sexuality a great big kick start

Kick Start
Kick Start
Kick Start
Kick Start

At 3pm the school bell ran and straight home to the TV I ran
Forget tha reading, writing, 'rithmatic stuff
That's when the real learing began

With Betty Rubble
Julie Newmar in her tight, black, leather cat suit
Susan Dey, what can I say?
Take me on the Partridge bus with you

They all reside in a special place deep down in my Dirty old Heart
Because they gave my burgeoning adolescent sexuality a great big kick start