Lyrics-wise - you win. This is genuinely funny. And with your delivery and the sound effects - pure gold. The line:
*Kids have goofy biblical names
and they rot their minds with video games*
almost got you top points instantly.

Couldn't agree more. I'll be sending this to my old boss at the daycare. In a round where not much stood out, the humor in this will help you in my eyes.

The stooges intro is great. Though I can’t hear it from you and not go into the Wedding Song riff in my head. As with Merisan, I listen to your catalog all the time. Wedding Song is one of my all-time favorites. This has the most hilarious lyrics. The Paco del Stinko wit is in top form here. The “wah wah womp” cracks me up. Bee-Box drums yeah? This actually reminds me of a slowed down “Girls” by the Beastie Boys. Yeah, I think the tempo was a little bit slow on this one. Overall, awesome! I won’t be the least bit surprised if this moves on to the finals. Well done!

The only tricks here are the low voice is through an octave pedal, and I sped up the voice for the kids. No loops or keyboard samples. All the voices are done live. What can I say? I'm both old fashioned and dopey! Glen: Ha! I thought of you and that song after I was under way doing that intro, but figured you'd be the only one to remember! 🙂

Hey, that's... two billion layers? Seriously wonky prosody. Deliciously silly, all the stuff you threw in there. Some of the notes (bass, chorus) are not very clear. Fun song, you're stretching the musical material quite a bit though. This wins more on the creative side than the musical side in particular. Lyrics are (intentionally) stupid... again, perhaps dragged out a bit too much. No hard feelings, though. The megaphone effect is a great fit for this kind of proclamation.