Full of Courage
Boffo Yux Dudes

Jack the Motivational Speaker
The man who is stronger
When you’re weaker
He makes a big splash
And he makes the big cash
Telling people lies
About how to live their lives

But when he goes home at night
He gets into a fight
With his horrible wife
Who pulls out a knife
And threatens his life
See what we mean?
It’s the same old routine

Jack the Motivational Speaker
Like Jimmy the Greek
But even Greeker
He just cannot abide
This thorn in his side
He hates his own hypocrisy
And his sublime mediocrity

Jack the Motivational Speaker
Put a stop to him now
Before he gets chic-er
You’ll be in his clutch
Expecting too much
From others and such
Just damn him to hell
Before he can try his latest sell

(Spoken Word)
Have some courage, little man
Show some backbone, if you can
You’ve hemmed and you’ve hawed
Your life is a fraud
And you don’t think it odd
How can you just go on
Lying all day to dusk from dawn

Jack the Motivational Speaker
The man who is stronger
When you’re weaker
He makes a big splash
And he makes the big cash
Telling people lies
About how to live their lives