(Piano and kick drum)
Sally had a pet goat, Jack
One day he went missing and she wanted him back
Found his body layin off the side of a road
Poor Jack had become a chupacabra snack
He’s snatchin’ up all the goats left and right
Suckin out their blood and leavin’ them dry
It's been happening for far too long
And that’s what makes us sing this song
Woah, Chupacabra gotta go
Woah, Chupacabra gotta go
Woah, Chupacabra gotta go
Cause he's eatin' up all the goats
Woah, Chupacabra gotta go
Woah, Chupacabra gotta go
Woah, Chupacabra gotta go
Cause we runnin' out of goats
Farmer Rick raised livestock
The monster picked em' off till he had no flock
Sheriff’s so scared he canceled night patrol
Told Farmer Rick to call up animal control
They needed to stop these nightly feasts
Formed a posse and went out to stomp the beast
Searched in all places both high and low
Found him sleeping so they quietly approached
Shhhh...
Woah, Chupacabra gotta go
Woah, Chupacabra gotta go
Woah, Chupacabra gotta go
Cause he's eatin' up all the goats
Woah, Chupacabra gotta go
Woah, Chupacabra gotta go
Woah, Chupacabra gotta go
Cause we runnin' out of goats
He woke up to a stinging behind
Payback for the tabs he had dashed and dined
Did not speak the language but he knew what it meant
He ran like hell and they never seen him again
Woah, Chupacabra had to go
Woah, Chupacabra had to go
Woah, Chupacabra had to go
Woah, Chupacabra had to go
He was eating up all the goats
Woah, Chupacabra had to go
Woah, Chupacabra had to go
Woah, Chupacabra had to go
Woah, Chupacabra had to go
Cause we're running out of goats