Internet Sensation
by Berkeley Social Scene

We know what you need
The answer to your greed
Even better than a thneed
Your expectations to exceed

Get ready for the unveiling
We have no chance of failing

This internet sensation
Offering salvation
Is sweeping the nation
Set for world domination

Sit through this presentation
We take pride in its creation
I can sense some hesitation
Your reward’s a free vacation

Get ready for the unveiling
We have no chance of failing

This internet sensation
Offering salvation
Is sweeping the nation
Set for world domination

It will change your perception
Challenge your assumptions
Improve your condition
Drive you to action

Get ready for the unveiling
We have no chance of failing

This internet sensation
Offering salvation
It’s sweeping the nation
Set for world domination

This internet sensation
Only by invitation
Now taking reservations
Full of anticipation