"Unexpected Guest"
Words by Ligers with Attitude
Music by LWA and OC
All sounds and arrangements by OC (and child)

*(lyrics are the original contribution recording differs a bit)
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Well he's hangin' out inside of your digestive track
And since the day you brought him there, he's never looked back.
You see the meat that you were eating was under prepared,
And now he's gone and taken up a residence there.

He's the guest you don't expect, he's a nuisance he's a pest,
He's a parasitic blight upon your life.
Oh he's flat when he's around, and he doesn't make a sound,
He's a dirty thief who thrives when filth is rife.

He's hopin' that you're feelin' no... intestine pain
While he makes himself the master of your... your ab domain
He likes his life inside of you, o host with the most
And he's feasting off the food you eat and hopes he goes unnoticed

He's the guest you don't expect, and he doesn't stand erect,
He's crawlin' up inside of your good nature.
There's a wellspring there's a glut, and it's all up in your gut,
And he takes advantage, not because he hates ya.

And now its sunday morning and the kids are at the pool,
The sun is shining brightly down on something in the stool.
Call a doctor, call a nurse, call whomever gets there first,
There's a treatment, there's a pill
Just one dose for just one kill

He's the guest you don't expect, he's a nuisance he's a pest,
He's growing up to twelve meters long.
He came in with the dirt and now he's staying for dessert,
And hoping you don't think that something's wrong.

He's the guest you don't expect, he's a nuisance he's a pest,
A parasitic blight upon your life.
He's flat when he's around, and he doesn't make a sound,
He's a dirty thief who thrives when filth is rife.