The Thing Most Easily Forgotten
Tex Beaumont & The Dirty Hearts

You had a Screaming Orgasm while I drank a beer
Then you finished off your cocktail and said let’s get out of here
But first we danced to Nickelback, ‘cos they’re your favourite band
And I saw a tiny butterfly tattooed on your right hand
I remember every little single detail like its etched into my brain
But the only thing I can’t remember is
What’s your name?

Your favourite dog is Labrador
Your favourite colour blue
Your favourite drink in chardonnay
Food is vindaloo
When intercoursing sexually you like the lights left on
And your favourite position is the Congress of the Swan
I know you made a little noise like an animal just before you came
But the only thing I can’t remember is
What’s your name?

Amanda or Linda
Miranda, Belinda
Raylene, Gaylene, Nolene, Jolene
Elle, Narelle, Shirelle or Sue?
Deanne or Diane or Leanne or Roxane
Can I get away with just saying “Hey You”?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

Please don’t think I’m rotten
But your name is the thing most easily forgotten