Looking Glass - by Boffo Yux Dudes (and Chris Cogott)
Some people wear glasses
Or use a microscope
To see what they want
Just to give ‘em some hope
I put on my beer goggles
One bottle at a time
It changes my vision
Till everything looks fine
Chorus:
They say she's no looker
Well, normally, I'd pass
But I've been here drinkin'
I'm at critical mass
Now I see things diff'rent
And I don't wanna be crass
But I found my true love
At the bottom ... of a looking glass
Now she limps on over
And sits down next to me
Her extreme halitosis
Nearly knocks me off my seat
Well, it might be the warts
Or the hair on her chin
But there’s something about her
That causes me to grin
They say she's no looker
Well, normally, I'd pass
But I've been here drinkin'
I'm at critical mass
Now I see things diff'rent
And I don't wanna be crass
But I found my true love
At the bottom ... of a looking glass
She looks like my ex-wife
(Or is that the drink?)
Who left me so lonely
I can’t hardly think
When I’m in this state
They all look like my Sue
Let me please bring her back
Just an hour or two
They say she's no looker
Well, normally, I'd pass
But I've been here drinkin'
I'm at critical mass
Now I see things diff'rent
And I don't wanna be crass
But I found my true love
At the bottom ... of a looking glass