I quite like this, I think; despite myself. Or maybe to spite myself.

man, those handclaps are jarring the way they come in. well, the raps not that good (but not terrible) and the mix did include handclaps (and nothing else) so artistically, it's an interesting idea taking a minimalist approach. points for trying. you're up against a tough lot.

I think this would have worked much better if you'd used real handclaps, and backed off the mic so you could give 'er a little more. Maybe some tips for the next round.