The Best Place in Town is Also the Darkest
by WreckdoM

Let's run off to the city dump,
and Get all covered in slime.
Making friendly with the rats and bugs,
and Housing some parasites.
We'll be finding all kinds of stuff,
We'll have such a good time,
Collecting odors and finger cuts.
I'll race you to pinkeye!

I know a place a little ways from here,
It's just a big hole in the ground,
Where all the cats and dogs disappear
That come from the city pound.
It's warm and it's soft, and it feels just right
To jump and roll around.
Everywhere there's custard and rice,
Look at all the teeth I found!

The best place in town is also the darkest,
The lord don't know and the devil may care.
The best things in life are also dangerous,
It ain't a thrill until you're scared.

Let's sneak into the sewage plant,
and Get into a mud ball fight.
Then we'll climb the slaughterhouse fence,
and Do a little slip-n-slide.
I know a jon at the bus station
with Hidden treasures inside.
Then rinse off in a downtown pond,
and Get that oily shine!

The best place in town is also the darkest,
The lord don't know and the devil may care.
The best things in life are also dangerous,
It ain't a thrill until you're scared.
The best place in town is also the darkest,
You can't wrestle life without dirty hands.
The best times of life are not of caution,
Your finest hour could be your last!