Watertight - M.C. Glutton
Ft. Barb Kizzle, Ben Hizzle, and Scott Izzle

(Sorry, Carlo - there are a lot of puns. Hay muchos juegos de palabras en inglés en este canción.)

awwww hide your children and cover your ears
i'm about to light it up like the Trail of Tears
flamebroyled a burger while I'm sippin' a beer
and if you into pop music you got something to fear
I'm taking names and kicking butt butt
with my hand on the trigger and the trigger on the what what?
What what? What you say? Turn it down? Naw, you can kiss my big butt.

drip drop drip d drip drop
my rhymes are watertight to the very last drop
you couldn't stop my flow even if you were a highway cop
drip drop drip d drip drop
my rhymes are watertight to the very last drop
my rhymes are watertight

When I’m takin a shower I devour an hour
Never worry ‘bout time or the powers that be
Cause It’s a personal time for M-E me
Feelin drip drip D R O to the P
I gotta think about the people that I talk about and work around my mind is found to spin around and water helps me calm it down
So if you frown on my rhymes
Or the number of times
My beats repeat I'm sorry but I’m sayin’
You words are heard but they don’t get to my brain
They rollin off my back and then straight down the drain

got my yellow rubber ducky and my big fat glock

When I be cruisin’ ‘round town lookin’ for all da honeys
All the people whinin’ about they water bill moneys
Dey be turnin’ off they hoses and stoppin’ all they showas
But they never seem to think about these astronaut powas
Way up in space everything be airtight
Suckin all dey hoses get dat vacuum seal
So I be using rubbers to get the most out these hoses
Just gotta dig a trench and build a water wheel!

Moses ain't got nothin on my water-splittin powers

i'm bringing audiable disorder
wearing a sombrero across the border
show and tell, hit that bell
shooting out flames like a magic spell
you want some silence but here's a trance
i flow like a speeding ambulance
you heard my crew, now hear me too
so act like water, and go get blue

My flow is coming at you like the Mississippi river