Unholy Alliance
by WreckdoM
I think you're swell
Aw go to hell
I think you're tits
Well kiss my grits
I think you're boss
Aw knock it off!
Just take your pants off
I wanna shout
Now cut it out
Bout how great you are
That is just bizarre
You're the bees knees
and you're a freak!
Now just take your pants off
Let's make love in the back of a truck Parked on a moonlit pier
Let's make Love in the laundromat john after several beers!
Your hair is cute
You smell like poop!
You got pretty eyes
You're attracting flies
Your skin is soft
You're grossing me out
Now just take your pants off!
Let's make Love and play dressup Cowboys and french maids
Let's make Love on the top of a float In the 4th of July parade!
You taste so sweet
I'm calling the police!
We're the perfect pair
You're covered in hair
I give you my heart
Don't make me Barf!
Now just take your pants off!
Let's make Love in a confessional while the priest listens on
Let's make Love at my parent's house and then burn it down!