Survival
by The Kraken Lives
Challenge : bring A’s game
Question: Is this too inside baseball?
Verse 1
We have to move out of our rental
Davis doubled to deep right center
The owner wants to sell the house
Grossman stood there looking and struck out
I’m going to have to up my medication
Piscotty grounded out to second
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Only the A’s survive in Oaktown
Frisco and Vegas can have those (other) ass clowns
The Raiders and Dubs clearly have no shame
Without further ado we bring you an A’s game
Verse 2
It’s getting hard to work at night
Olson homered it to Right
There’s too much to handle all alone
Semien makes the out at home
The kids are not down with their upbringing
Profar came up, but struck out swinging
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Verse 3
The cost of living in the Bay has grown absurd
Laureno reached on an infield single to third
We can’t seem to agree , we’re gridlocked
Fearing a score Chapman is walked
My phone is blowing up with likely scams
Taylor saves the day with a grand slam
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