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The Tydon Docks
All Hail the SnakeNur Ein VIII
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Entry from All Hail the Snake in Nur Ein VIII.

Collaboration with someone's mom

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All Hail The Snake
- The Tydon Docks
featuring the voice of Terri Irwin and Caravan Penny on backing vocals.
The part of Adam in the Garden is played by the ghost of Steve Irwin

G'day everybody
Let me tell you bout the morning
I felt a little snakey
So I went out for a crawl
I found a place called Eden
A girly named Eve
And she's the great great great
Grandmother of you all

Steve Irwin - What a beautiful snake

So I said "Oi - you there - look at me a talking snake!"
But she just scarpered off to find a shovel or a rake
But I said "You know that tree in the middle of the garden?
The Boss told you not to touch it, cos if you did you'd die
Well he was pulling your leg
It'd not gonna hurt you
It will make you just like him
Grab an apple, have a bite"
And from that moment on
You guys were mine.
You are here to do my bidding
Till the end of time

Steve Irwin: If you see a snake like this, don't muck with it. These things make me nervous

So over the years I've made a lot of good mates
Blokes conducive to listening to snakes
The was Aldoph, Mao and Joey
They were characters for sure
Pol Pot, Don Rumsfeld
And so many many more
And don't for get the ladies
Myra Hindly, Bloody Mary
Elizabeth Bathory, she was bloody scary
And one of my favourites I'm very pleased to see
Has recently joined us
Hello Maggie T

Steve Irwin: A lot of people thing snakes are evil ugly monsters that cruise around killing people. And those fangs, those fangs are like hypodermic needles...this snake here would have enough venom to kill me, and a hundred other blokes out here in the West.

So please allow me to introduce myself
A "man of wealth and taste", says my mate, Mickey J
I got handles like Mestopholes, Beelzebub and Nick
Lucifer whatever, just take your pick
Just remember there's a bit of me in every one of you
A fact of human nature that you really cannot fake
As you make your choices
I am always here to guide you
Remember one thing

ALL HAIL THE SNAKE!

The back-masked voice of a demonically posessed Terri Irwin. Mother of Bindi and Bob.

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Paco Del Stinko

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I dig this tune most of your EIN entries this year. Good fun and I was excited to hear Rummy included in your list of shitbags. The Irwin stuff is fun but the judges may have an issue wth the collaboration part. Is it strong or evident enough? Excellent guitar work, too.

furrypedro

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I was tempted to take the "garden of eden" angle, but my collaborator's a christian so I thought I'd pass it over - but enough about me. I do like this a lot, the whispered rap is an interesting way to deliver the vocal, I dunno why, I'd just expect a more bombastic delivery, but I like it. Lyrics are neat, they remind me of Scroobius Pip (if you've not heard him yet you should listen to "Waiting for the beat to kick in"). Good job, you cunt.

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