Colorblind 1- the one we used

Hot pink tights with green fuzzy slippers
Too-small pants with three broken zippers
Someone I suspect is a stripper
In a leather thong
Neon orange hair- how attractive!
I think that shirt is radioactive
So many sequins it is refractive
And so very wrong

(bridge)
I watch them enter and I always find
A way to smile for the most part
At colorful people so colorblind
I greet each day here in Walmart

Red pimp suits and gold lycra mini’s
Should be worn by somebody skinny
If you want to look like a ninny
That’s a real good start!
All the happy crazy people here who come to Walmart

The song we didn't do...but which is a future potential one!
(Don't call me) Colorblind

I can see the sky of blue
Though I can’t see every hue
There’s colors I can find
So don’t call me color blind

Yellow daffodils in spring
The color of a wedding ring
I don’t feel confined
So don’t call me color blind

I do not miss what I’ve never seen
And maybe it can be true
There are some colors just here for me
Which are unseen by you!

Hear that bluebird singing sweet
Feel the yellow sun warm me with heat
I have peace of mind
So don’t call me colorblind